The Weirdest Things We Did and Ate as Kids

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大家好,欢迎来到XiaoguaChinese的播客。  


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今天我和素清一起说一说。  


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素清,今天我们说什么?  


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今天我们要说说,  


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我们小的时候,  


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喜欢的东西和不喜欢的东西。  


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那素清会问我问题,  


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对。  


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她问我她小时候喜欢a还是喜欢b,  


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我要想一想,  


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我要猜一猜。  


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素清告诉我,  


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我猜的是对的还是错的。  


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好。  


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然后我也会问素清。  


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好的。  


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素清,  


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你的第一个问题是什么?  


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好。  


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我的第一个问题是关于吃的东西。  


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我小的时候吃过很奇怪的东西。  


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好,  


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那我要智菲和你们猜猜。  


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你们觉得我小的时候吃过老鼠,  


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还是狗?  


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素清,  


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吃老鼠?  


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我不知道中国人吃老鼠。  


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我觉得……我觉得素清没有吃过狗。  


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所以,  


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我不想要你吃老鼠。  


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可是我想你小时候吃过老鼠,  


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对不对?  


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对对。  


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我,  


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我记得,  


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我记得我小的时候吃过老鼠。  


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我记得有一天,  


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我的妈妈抓了一只老鼠,  


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对。  


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然后我的妈妈用这个老鼠炒饭。  


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对对对对!  


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我记得很好吃,  


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可是,  


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我觉得这个,  


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太奇怪了。  


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所以现在我有一点不知道,  


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这个是真的还是假的。  


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对,等一下,  


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等一下,  


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打电话问我妈妈。  


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好,  


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好。  


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所以我小的时候真的吃了老鼠吗?  


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我不记得。  


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我打电话给我的妈妈,  


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我的妈妈说:“对,  


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你小的时候吃了老鼠。”  


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我的妈妈还说她知道一个人,  


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那个人吃了猫。  


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为什么?  


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为什么?  


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素清,你真的吃过老鼠?  


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可是我要说,我没有吃过狗肉。  


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可是我看到我的爸爸妈妈吃狗肉,  


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对。  


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我的爸爸妈妈觉得孩子,  


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不应该吃狗肉,  


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所以我没有吃过。  


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所以孩子不能吃狗肉,  


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大人,大人才可以吃,对吗?  


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我的爸爸妈妈觉得狗肉对孩子不好。  


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好。  


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那现在我问素清一个问题。  


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你觉得我小时候喜欢……  


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我喜欢有男朋友,  


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还是不喜欢有男朋友呢?  


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我想一想。  


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现在你有男朋友,  


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可是我猜你小的时候,  


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不喜欢,  


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不喜欢男孩子。  


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你不想要有男朋友,我猜。  


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为什么?  


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你猜我小时候不喜欢男孩子?  


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因为男孩子很麻烦,  


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可能。  


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可能你觉得,  


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他们很麻烦。  


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素清,  


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您说的是错的!  


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好。  


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你小的时候想要有一个男朋友吗?  


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我真的真的想要喜欢有一个男朋友。  


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我,  


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6、7、8、9、10、11,  


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我12岁的时候,  


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我告诉我的朋友,  


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我有一个男朋友,  


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可是我没有。  


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我说,  


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他是一个外国人。  


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她们说:  


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“他是怎么样的?”  


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我开始说不是真的。  


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可是我12岁的时候告诉我的朋友,  


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他有长头发,  


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他的头发是卷的,  


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他很高,  


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他说英语,  


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我跟他说英语。  


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明白。  


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我的朋友说:  


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“你有一个外国男朋友,  


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是什么国家的?”  


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我不记得,  


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我不记得我说了什么。  


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我说他是一个泰国人。  


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我那个时候,  


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我不知道泰国人是怎么样的,  


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我就想,  


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我知道泰国,  


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那我就说他是一个泰国人。  


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不是真的。  


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好的。  


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好。  


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你很可爱!  


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所以,  


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现在你真的有一个外国的男朋友,  


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不是泰国的男朋友。  


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对,  


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不是。  


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现在你可以告诉小时候的朋友:  


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“现在我真的有一个外国的男朋友!”  


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我们说英语。  


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我可以说他有卷卷的头发?  


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不可以!  


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它没有很多头发。  


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你的男朋友,  


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他的头发是直的还是卷的?  


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他的头发是卷的,  


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可是他没有很多头发,所以……  


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好的。  


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他的头发很短很短,  


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你不知道是直的还是卷的。  


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OK。  


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OK,明白明白。  


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对。  


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她的男朋友真的有卷卷的头发,  


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可是不多,一点点。  


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好的,那我有第二个问题,  


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也是关于吃的。  


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因为我小的时候,  


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很无聊,没有很多很多东西。  


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对,所以呢,  


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我的第二个问题是智菲:  


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你觉得我小的时候吃过虫子,  


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还是蛇?  


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蛇!  


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我觉得你小时候吃过蛇。  


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很多人吃过蛇,  


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我也吃过蛇。  


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你吃过蛇?  


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现在你喜欢吃蛇肉吗?  


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我不太喜欢。  


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我去香港的时候,  


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吃了蛇。  


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现在我很害怕蛇。  


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小的时候我也很害怕蛇,  


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对。  


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所以我没有吃过蛇肉。  


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没有。  


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对,OK。  


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对。  


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可是……可是,我吃过虫子!  


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好吃吗?  


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很好吃,很好吃!  


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我记得,  


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小的时候,  


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我的家有树,  


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对。  


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我记得我的爸爸砍树,对,  


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把树分开,  


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然后树里有很多很多虫子。  


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对。  


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可是我记得那个虫子是白色的,  


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白色的看起来很好吃。  


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对对对!  


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虫子吃这个树,对,所以是白色的,  


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很干净。  


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很干净。  


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对对对!  


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很多很多油。  


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对。  


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我小的时候没有钱,  


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所以我记得我的爸爸,  


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烤虫子,  


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对。  


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然后你可以闻到,  


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很香,很好吃。  


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对。  


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可是现在,  


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我不要,  


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我不要吃虫子!  


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我害怕!  


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不要!  


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对。  


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你小时候吃过很多很多,  


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很奇怪的东西。  


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对对对,是的。  


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现在我觉得,  


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我不需要吃奇怪的东西,  


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现在有很多好吃的东西,  


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我不要吃奇怪的东西。  


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好。  


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那我现在问素清第二个问题。  


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第二个问题是:  


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素清,我小时候喜欢偷东西,  


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我偷东西。  


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OK,你觉得我偷钱,  


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还是偷吃的东西?  


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我觉得你偷吃的东西,  


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因为我知道你很喜欢吃。  


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我偷什么吃的东西?  


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我觉得可能是糖,  


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因为小的时候我们没有很多钱,  


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所以小的时候我们觉得甜的东西,  


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很好吃,所以我觉得,  


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可能你偷了糖,是不是?  


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我真的偷了糖,  


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甜的东西。  


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可是我偷很多很多钱!  


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买什么?买糖?  


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我想一想,  


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我记得我小时候,  


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不跟我的爸爸妈妈住在一起,  


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我妈妈来看我,  


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我想:“妈妈,你要给我钱。”  


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可是她没有给我钱,  


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所以我去看她的衣服,  


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然后我看到她的衣服里有钱,  


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我偷了5块钱。  


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然后素清,  


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如果可以,  


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我会偷吃的,  


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可是我们家没有好吃的东西。  


247

00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,900

你偷什么?  


248

00:14:41,900 --> 00:14:45,566

没有。  


249

00:14:45,566 --> 00:14:46,700

智菲,  


250

00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:51,900

我小的时候我也偷东西。  


251

00:14:51,966 --> 00:14:54,233

我没有偷钱,  


252

00:14:54,233 --> 00:14:59,300

因为我的爸爸妈妈真的没有钱,  


253

00:14:59,300 --> 00:15:04,300

可是我知道我的爸爸的哥哥,  


254

00:15:04,900 --> 00:15:10,200

我们的房子很大,  


255

00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,166

我们在一边,  


256

00:15:12,633 --> 00:15:15,666

爸爸的哥哥在一边,  


257

00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:16,400

对。  


258

00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:21,400

我知道他的家有好吃的东西,  


259

00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:24,000

所以有一天,  


260

00:15:24,033 --> 00:15:27,600

我很想吃好吃的东西,  


261

00:15:27,600 --> 00:15:29,700

可是我要偷。  


262

00:15:29,866 --> 00:15:33,566

所以呢,我要看看有没有人,  


263

00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:38,466

我知道爸爸的哥哥不在家,  


264

00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:41,000

可是我要看看我的妈妈,  


265

00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,700

我的爸爸在哪。  


266

00:15:43,066 --> 00:15:43,866

对,  


267

00:15:44,166 --> 00:15:45,866

所以,  


268

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我说:“妈妈,妈妈!”  


269

00:15:48,500 --> 00:15:50,266

然后我觉得,  


270

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我的妈妈不在家,  


271

00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:54,366

没有人在家。  


272

00:15:54,600 --> 00:15:56,066

对,所以呢,  


273

00:15:56,066 --> 00:15:59,433

我去爸爸的哥哥的家,  


274

00:15:59,433 --> 00:16:01,766

偷了吃的东西。  


275

00:16:02,100 --> 00:16:04,600

然后我吃的时候,  


276

00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:09,800

我的妈妈回来了,  


277

00:16:09,800 --> 00:16:10,100

对。  


278

00:16:10,100 --> 00:16:14,433

我的妈妈看到我偷东西吃,  


279

00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:20,900

我真的觉得很尴尬,很尴尬。  


280

00:16:20,900 --> 00:16:23,200

对。  


281

00:16:25,433 --> 00:16:27,700

我明白。  


282

00:16:27,700 --> 00:16:28,800

如果是我,  


283

00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:30,966

也会很尴尬。  


284

00:16:30,966 --> 00:16:32,833

我做什么?  


285

00:16:33,000 --> 00:16:33,400

对,  


286

00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:36,866

我吃还是我不吃?  


287

00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:37,733

对。  


288

00:16:37,733 --> 00:16:39,200

你知道吗?  


289

00:16:39,200 --> 00:16:41,000

我小时候,  


290

00:16:41,200 --> 00:16:46,466

我的爸爸妈妈不给我买好吃的东西,  


291

00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,700

不可以,  


292

00:16:49,100 --> 00:16:50,500

不能吃,  


293

00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,666

对小孩子不好。  


294

00:16:53,066 --> 00:16:56,200

所以我偷钱,  


295

00:16:56,200 --> 00:17:00,233

以后我去买好吃的东西,  


296

00:17:01,033 --> 00:17:05,633

我很开心!  


297

00:17:07,366 --> 00:17:13,566

那今天我和素清说了我们小时候,  


298

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我们的问题。  


299

00:17:16,866 --> 00:17:19,966

你们猜对了吗?  


300

00:17:20,700 --> 00:17:25,233

你们小时候有没有做过,  


301

00:17:25,233 --> 00:17:27,433

很尴尬、  


302

00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:29,433

不太好的事情?  


303

00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:32,100

或者吃过,  


304

00:17:32,100 --> 00:17:34,900

很奇怪的东西呢?  


305

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大家可以告诉我们。  


306

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我们下次见!



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